July 2012
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
person: *texts me*
me: *replies*
me: *gets angry because they don't reply*
person: *texts me*
me: *doesn't reply*
youngstero:
walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?”
(you have to murder a person for this joke to work)
standoutfromthecr0wd:
before-time:
I. AM. SCREAMING.
I HAVE FINALLY SEEN IT
OH SWEET JESUS
I HAVE NO REGRETS ABOUT HAVING THIS ON MY BLOG
why aren’t these kids my bestfriends. why.
I FOUND IT. I FINALLY FOUND IT. MY LIFE IS FUCKING COMPLETE OMFG
OMG wtf was that? :L
Dear future kids, You better be as awesome as these two.
I just love it so much
YESSSSSSS.
I FINALLY FOUND THIS...
Seeing someone you know outside, but you owe them...
chaystar: